Pasta Alarm Clock
From Abracaslop, the fictional encyclopedia
Wake up. Carbs are time-sensitive.
A red analog alarm clock that appears to have been calmly overtaken by spaghetti. It is unclear whether it wakes you up or tells you dinner is ready.
Fictional archive assignment: Office Escape.
The packing list contains one idea and an unreasonable amount of confidence.
THIS PRODUCT IS NOT REAL. Its imaginary file records a concept, not manufacturing, delivery or a true anomaly.
Record
- Established fact
- This fictional concept appears in the public catalog.
- Attributed belief
- Department commentary is invented merchandising lore.
- Recorded consequence
- An archive file is opened.