One-Noodle Colander
From Abracaslop, the fictional encyclopedia
Pasta, with appropriate boundaries.
Every noodle deserves undivided attention. This extremely narrow colander lifts and drains a single spaghetti strand with the ceremony usually reserved for a tasting menu. Dinner may take several business days.
Fictional archive assignment: Office Escape.
The packing list contains one idea and an unreasonable amount of confidence.
THIS PRODUCT IS NOT REAL. Its imaginary file records a concept, not manufacturing, delivery or a true anomaly.
Record
- Established fact
- This fictional concept appears in the public catalog.
- Attributed belief
- Department commentary is invented merchandising lore.
- Recorded consequence
- An archive file is opened.