Apology Diffuser
From Abracaslop, the fictional encyclopedia
Sorry, but in a nicer smell.
A quiet peach porcelain speech bubble that releases a little cloud of mist when words have stopped helping. It cannot apologize for you, but the room might smell slightly more prepared for a conversation.
Fictional archive assignment: Applied Mild Inconvenience.
Mara requested dimensions. The Department supplied a mood board.
THIS PRODUCT IS NOT REAL. Its imaginary file records a concept, not manufacturing, delivery or a true anomaly.
Record
- Established fact
- This fictional concept appears in the public catalog.
- Attributed belief
- Department commentary is invented merchandising lore.
- Recorded consequence
- An archive file is opened.