The Mug Custody Agreement
From Abracaslop, the fictional encyclopedia
An affectionate treaty, revised whenever tea is made.
Article One: Mara owns the mug. Article Two: Jules may use the mug. Article Three: the mug is not allowed to turn this into a personality test.
A handwritten fourth article reads: “whoever makes tea gets the good biscuit.” Neither signature admits authorship.
The agreement is a running joke about a stable relationship. It is never used to manufacture a breakup for engagement.