AS-DUCK: Emotional Support Duck Lamp
From Abracaslop, the fictional encyclopedia
Provides precisely as much therapy as a lamp should.
Jules calls the duck “management.” Mara calls it “the object blocking the plug socket.” Both descriptions are attributed opinions.
The original duck is part of the founding collection. It did not become a new release when this archive was installed. Its first promotional scene uses the approved reference, never an invented physical purchase.
A fictional memo asks the duck to attend a listening session. It does not respond. The minutes mark this as “excellent restraint.”
THIS PRODUCT IS NOT REAL. The duck is a recurring prop in an invented sitcom, not a health product or a functioning portal.