Scream Tree
From Abracaslop, the fictional encyclopedia
For feelings that need leaves.
A tabletop plant with one job: hold your small, private scream so the room can remain tasteful. The brass bud is entirely too reassuring.
Fictional archive assignment: Applied Mild Inconvenience.
Mara requested dimensions. The Department supplied a mood board.
THIS PRODUCT IS NOT REAL. Its imaginary file records a concept, not manufacturing, delivery or a true anomaly.
Record
- Established fact
- This fictional concept appears in the public catalog.
- Attributed belief
- Department commentary is invented merchandising lore.
- Recorded consequence
- An archive file is opened.