Pet Rock Pro Max
From Abracaslop, the fictional encyclopedia
Finally. A rock with an ecosystem.
All the features of a rock. Now with a charging dock. A precision-selected pebble sits beneath an anodized halo while a tiny LED assures you that something is happening. It is not.
Fictional archive assignment: Domestic Improbability.
The object has passed a rigorous review of whether it would look good on a shelf.
THIS PRODUCT IS NOT REAL. Its imaginary file records a concept, not manufacturing, delivery or a true anomaly.
Record
- Established fact
- This fictional concept appears in the public catalog.
- Attributed belief
- Department commentary is invented merchandising lore.
- Recorded consequence
- An archive file is opened.