Plant Privacy Headphones
From Abracaslop, the fictional encyclopedia
Let it photosynthesize in peace.
Leaf-padded over-ear headphones for the houseplant that has overheard one too many work calls. A ceramic stand keeps the presentation serious.
Fictional archive assignment: Unnecessary Hospitality.
Jules described the concept as emotionally available and geographically absent.
THIS PRODUCT IS NOT REAL. Its imaginary file records a concept, not manufacturing, delivery or a true anomaly.
Record
- Established fact
- This fictional concept appears in the public catalog.
- Attributed belief
- Department commentary is invented merchandising lore.
- Recorded consequence
- An archive file is opened.