Emergency Exit Mug
From Abracaslop, the fictional encyclopedia
For coffee that needs a way out.
Your morning coffee has been through a lot. Give it options. A cobalt ceramic mug with a tiny emergency ladder for the beverage that has finally had enough. The ladder is decorative. The feeling is mutual.
Fictional archive assignment: Office Escape.
The packing list contains one idea and an unreasonable amount of confidence.
THIS PRODUCT IS NOT REAL. Its imaginary file records a concept, not manufacturing, delivery or a true anomaly.
Record
- Established fact
- This fictional concept appears in the public catalog.
- Attributed belief
- Department commentary is invented merchandising lore.
- Recorded consequence
- An archive file is opened.