Single Grape Throne
From Abracaslop, the fictional encyclopedia
Because one grape has done enough.
An upholstered miniature throne for the grape in your fruit bowl with the clearest sense of destiny. Includes a footstool because leadership is tiring.
Fictional archive assignment: Applied Mild Inconvenience.
Mara requested dimensions. The Department supplied a mood board.
THIS PRODUCT IS NOT REAL. Its imaginary file records a concept, not manufacturing, delivery or a true anomaly.
Record
- Established fact
- This fictional concept appears in the public catalog.
- Attributed belief
- Department commentary is invented merchandising lore.
- Recorded consequence
- An archive file is opened.