The Afternoon Alibi
From Abracaslop, the fictional encyclopedia
A petit sundial for when you want a tasteful reason to linger.
A tiny, purely decorative tabletop sundial: hand materials, gentle patina and playful etched phrases invite you to pause. Beautiful, needless, charming.
Fictional archive assignment: Unnecessary Hospitality.
Jules described the concept as emotionally available and geographically absent.
THIS PRODUCT IS NOT REAL. Its imaginary file records a concept, not manufacturing, delivery or a true anomaly.
Record
- Established fact
- This fictional concept appears in the public catalog.
- Attributed belief
- Department commentary is invented merchandising lore.
- Recorded consequence
- An archive file is opened.