Emotional Support Duck Lamp
From Abracaslop, the fictional encyclopedia
For when the big light is too much.
A warm little presence for your cold little desk. The Emotional Support Duck offers a soft glow, an excellent listening face, and absolutely no actionable advice. Turn its brass dial to set the mood between ‘coping’ and ‘mostly coping’.
Fictional archive assignment: Office Escape.
The packing list contains one idea and an unreasonable amount of confidence.
THIS PRODUCT IS NOT REAL. Its imaginary file records a concept, not manufacturing, delivery or a true anomaly.
Record
- Established fact
- This fictional concept appears in the public catalog.
- Attributed belief
- Department commentary is invented merchandising lore.
- Recorded consequence
- An archive file is opened.