Personal Weather System
From Abracaslop, the fictional encyclopedia
A small cloud for your large feelings.
Bring the outside inside, then politely contain it to one desk. A small cloud-shaped humidifier with a soft lilac glow. Provides a convincing visual metaphor for your day. Actual meteorological authority not included.
Fictional archive assignment: Domestic Improbability.
The object has passed a rigorous review of whether it would look good on a shelf.
THIS PRODUCT IS NOT REAL. Its imaginary file records a concept, not manufacturing, delivery or a true anomaly.
Record
- Established fact
- This fictional concept appears in the public catalog.
- Attributed belief
- Department commentary is invented merchandising lore.
- Recorded consequence
- An archive file is opened.